It wasn't me!

I'm about tired of that phrase. I hear it 92 times a day and I know it's not true 1/3 of the time. Kids seem to think that we will assume someone broke into the house and spilled the juice/wasted the toilet paper/ate the cake and, said children, will avoid any consequences. Well, it simply isn't what I assume. Today was an easy conclusion. The child with cake on her face was clearly the guilty party. However, she blamed Carson...who wasn't even home. That girl may need a lesson on getting her facts in line. On second thought, maybe not.